STUCK IN METRO

Stuck in a metro

And there's pretty much nothing to do other than observing people which made me realise that only faces change.
Categories of people remains the same!
For example..
I've always found this one dude who'll be very much interested in reading messages from the next guy's phone.
Like the one next ṭo me is doing!
Haha..
He's looking the other way now.
Then you'll find a guy who's just standing with no hopes to live.
A couple who recently got married maybe and are too excited about the metro tour.
A guy playing some game
Or watching a newly released Kannada movie dubbed in Marathi
A kinky couple who just cant see the crowd that gets in the metro at Rajiv Chowk.
They're literally blind in Lust-cum-Love! ( love the pun Here )
Some college going people laughing at nothing and disturbing the oldies around.
A guy and a Girl who'd get in the metro talking on call and just talking/whispering.
A creepy dude who'll always wear sunglasses no matter what time of the night it may be.
A cute girl listening to music or pretending to read a book.
Some exhausted corporate folks with a lady and discussing how to kill their boss!
A guy who's always ready to drop off on the next station but will never get down!
A dude texting some girl for a sleepover.
An uncle who's all fit but would demand the seat reserved for old people.
Some people who are heading to the railway station and can't stand so they'd sit on the floor of metro!
Some people who're drunk and argue to anyone about why Narendra Modi would look awesome with middle partition hairdo and a leather jacket!
A rich looking brat with gold all over his body who's apparently Bappi Da's Mausi Ka beta..
You'll see everyone's footwear and be your own judge if they have a good taste in it or not.
Some people carrying Aaloo paratha in a Zara carry bag because branding is must!
And the metro is about to reach my location..
I had some more categories..

Anyway, So you guys tell me what other kinds of people do you encounter while travelling in metro!!!

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